Source: America With or without Muslims…
(Jim Peabody on Facebook)

 I just thought I would jot down a couple of words on the Muslim issue. America is the land of the free and home of the brave, I would like everybody to ponder this, Americans are free to practice, worship any religion you want to in this country.  We have this wavy haired slick talking dude  running for president (D.Trump) that wants to ban Muslims from entering this great country of ours, now I can understand why this little feller is scared, it’s only reasonable when you see people getting killed on our soil to be jittery, but do you think a guy that wants to change one of the greatest things we have in this country (freedom) is in any way presidential material?, Now I’m not sure if he is doing this out of blind fear or grand standing, but this dude is dangerous to our solders and Americans alike. Have you ever seen anything good come out of creating fear and animosity? 

The way I see it, everybody that practices their faith in this country, Christians, Muslims, Jews or any other religion, you are responsible for keeping it cool, you are responsible for making sure you are not offending or antagonizing other peaceful folks, that’s how America works, you are free to practices any God damn thing you want but you got to chill out. If your religion starts trouble in this country what the hell do you think is going to happen, you are going to get shut down, one way or another some scared little feller like this candidate for president is going to make everybody panic, next thing you know they will be shutting down  mosques and you will be seeing Ala, a hell of a lot sooner than you expected to.

Look I have noticed people who worship together usually are a tight net group, you know who the radical little freaks are, keep an eye out, make sure they aren’t about to hurt anybody, it is your responsibility to make sure your congregation remains peaceful, you are also responsible for making sure your religion can stay in this country, for example:

America boasts the largest volunteer military, that being said how many men of the peaceful Muslim faith in this country are between the ages of 18 to 40 are lining up to combat radical Muslims?, it is your faith, fight for it! , show the American people  there are peaceful Muslims willing to take on the radicals.   Americans of all faith’s serve in our military, they fight to support our great way of life. If you are a peaceful Muslim defend your right to be in and practice your faith peacefully in this great country.

Time to grow a set boys, scared little fellers are about to change your way of life.

Slim Peabody

 Well let’s start with why Americans are the greatest, Its no simple task being the greatest people on the face of the planet. We extend a helping hand and cold hard cash $$ to any country willing to try to become a Democracy and share the same common beliefs that everyone, man, woman or child should be treated with kindness and respect, regardless of the color of their skin or their religious beliefs. Right there says a lot!
Hell here in America back in the 1800s we felt so bad for the Indians running around half-naked and sunburned, we set them up big time, with millions of acres we called them Indian colonies and even when they over hunted and where starting to go hungry, well we moved them to another spot and another until they got it right, shit now they are living large with their own casinos and liquor stores, are government boast’s they are a happy bunch.

I hear tell we are trying to do the same thing with the African-Americans, setting them up with their own communities, called the projects, I understand these are beautiful, they call them low-income housing (which means free can you believe it?) friendly place to, why they have women on every damn street corner trying to see if you need anything, I mean anything, one lady told me she could even help me think of something, just then some dude came over  to help make sure she was being friendly, like he was making sure she was doing a great job being hospitable, can’t make this shit up! only in America.
Try and name any country that can manage to keep over 312 religions from turning the their country inside out  but America, sure we have our little pissing matches, cross burning’s and little bald men with swastika’s running around causing trouble now and again, but we’ve got this shit under control, considering there is 245 million psycho son of guns in the US of A that actually believe, that when it’s your time, some shining dude is going to come take you to the promised land or show you those pearly gates, most Americans are GOD dam nuts! (No pun intended),I think we got this shit well under control, it’s a god dam psycho ward, but we keeping it cool…

It is a shame that some of the other countries won’t use our way of settling a simple matter of divorce, instead of gathering all your sidekicks from the local watering hole and throwing rocks at your wife until Allah picks her for your number 1 girl in charge of the 16 virgins you will receive after your untimely demise, you should use our methodology, what Americans do is so damn simple ,we pay a lifetime of wages to some fancy worded dude called an attorney to settle things peacefully so that your ex-husband or ex-wife can call you on an almost daily basis and remind you just how happy you were, why miss out on all the good times, yep peaceful resolution, that’s what we Americans do, never mind the bankruptcy or the house you both foreclosed on, to pay that little high-stepping dude with the law degree to talk to the judge and create this lifetime of god dam bliss, oh man we got this one figured out pretty good…(at this point a large rock hitting my head and making me forget my true love sounds pretty dam good), just saying.
Only in America do you see so many of these well-intentioned high-stepping attorneys willing to help you out of whatever is ailing you and yours, dam, just when you sat down to relax and put your feet up an pull on a beer or two, 3 or 4 of these little fellers show up on your TV telling you that dam pill you took for a hangnail can cause anal bleeding and your dam winky will shrivel up and fall off!.( I would keep the hangnail).    Why they care so much they even give you their phone number so you can call and they can comfort you in this serious time of need, shit these little fellers are trying to save our lives and spending a boat load of money trying to help, think of all the pain and suffering without these poor little attorneys trying to help us. God damn, I know when I go to meet my maker I don’t want it to be from anal seepage and broken god damn winkey!   shit only in America

Slim Peabody